when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?
"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"